wickedclothes:

THIS SHIRT IS NOW ON SALE!

The Wicked Clothes shop has a new t-shirt in stock: now featuring the Keep Calm and Don’t Blink Shirt! All shirts are printed on American Apparel blanks.

Order now and use coupon code ‘SHIRT’ to get an EXTRA 20% off your entire order! Click here to go to the shop!

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aprilspink:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAS THE DERP TO END ALL DERPS.

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“you found me”
“i told you i would” 

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“you’re real. you’re alive.”

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shli1117:

Belle: I love you.
Mr. Gold: I love you, too

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• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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fuckyeahashes:

marxisforbros:

78% of 18-year-old women are unhappy with their bodies. And this is why.

We should all go out and buy some dove products talk to our daughters. 

this is so fantastic oh my god

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itistheladylala:

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psychedelictrees:

oh glorious munchies

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